ahhhh i'm a little bummed today fam all my classes except for one got canceled, i didnt get to talk a lot with anyone or my professors really today :( i crave socializing that is my food!!!! oh but i have another college story for y'all alright alright

so my tirade of picking on short ppl has met an obstacle. theres this little 5"4 meanie who sasses me relentlessly and. im BAFFLED she is a genuine savage that has it out for me?? she was the one who threw the balloon at me and laughed but heres some of the things shes actually said to me.

we were talking about specific foods today and due to the convo i ended up saying "oh, i dont really like pizza or salads tbh" so this girl straight up says "so what do you even eat then with your skinny self?" ok wow fam bushido dad has a figure to watch. the ladies love it back up

also in the same day: she shows up with a cute witch outfit bc halloween, cool. i even complimented her im pretty sure. i had a normal outfit and fAmM SHE SAID "i was gonna say your outfit looks scary, but then i realized thats actually how you normally dress" im. i was speechless like what can u say to that

my short ppl jokes dont even work on her, she said that at least she wasnt as small as my IQ ¿??¿ WHO IS THIS GIRL

this is ridiculous fam. i cant be beaten by a tiny mexican girl. she even likes to speak spanish really fast at me bc she knows im trying to learn it, i can tell shes trash-talking but i cant even keep up. ive asked her why shes so mean to me and she says "because you like to pick on short people." is this some kind of justice for all you shorties?? im not having it, get this fun-sized vigilante out of here ,