Minna, ossu! It has been three days now, so as promised in this post, I have changed my in-game username to whatever the result was based on the strawpoll I created for an entire month starting today. I just wanna thank those of you that participated in my “fun” activity and I especially wanna give a huge shoutout to my homies at Reddit for making this possible. Y’all have my gratitude and appreciation from the bottom of my heart!
The Top Five Most Popular Votes Were [37 votes total]:
Break your junk - [8 votes]; Winner (Damn it Reddit...)
Opera of a garbageman - [6 votes]; I realize that I was a few characters short in game, so if it were to have won, I would’ve changed it to “Opera of garbagemen” instead
Re:mains day - [5 votes]; This one kinda surprised me in a good way because I was not expecting people to like this one THAT much
TRASH SHOUT - [4 votes]
RUBBISH BIRD and GARBAGE ANTHEM - [3 votes]
To be honest, I’m kinda surprised at the results because when I first saw the strawpoll after a few days, I was like “WTF?! How is this one actually winning?!” I actually expected “Opera of a garbageman” or “RUBBISH BIRD” to smash the competition, but that’s not the case as y’all can see. I pondered deeply as to why “Break your junk” was leading the poll and then realized that I unintentionally made a 5head move by naming it like that since I wanted to use all the synonyms of “trash” or “bad” at least once if possible. Jesus Christ, Reddit, I love you, but most of y’all are sick minded LOL. I realized too late that the term “junk” was unintentionally being used as slang for the male genital part LMAO. Therefore, Reddit being Reddit capitalized on it and here we are... As a heterosexual guy, that username is hella awkward to use, but I ain’t no b*tch; therefore, I’ll stand by my words and use that as my in-game username for an ENTIRE MONTH. I’m a man of my words, so I must fulfill my promise no matter what because that’s my Bandori way! You better believe it! (If y’all cringed at that; don’t worry, you’re not the only ones. Ya boi also cringed at myself for saying that too. However, I just can’t let a golden opportunity like that slip by...)
Lastly, I just want to end this post by showing my appreciation and my new gained respect for Reddit by using this copypasta (credit to the original Josedeodo copypasta from League of Legends) to thank them! <3
What is Reddit? For the blind, it is light. For the hungry, it is bread. For the sick, it is the cure. For the sad, it is joy. For the poor, it is the treasure; for the debtor, it is forgiveness. For the uneducated, it is guidance. For the hopelessness, it is aspiration. For ya boi, it is my world.