"Hey, you! Stop what you're doing right now because this is gonna be way more important! Naoi Shimizu, the Blue Flash, Avian's guitarist, Azure's here speaking to you about new chapters for our Band Story 1! Chapter 7 ‘Moulded to perfection.’ and Chapter 8 ‘The final step.’ are done and out, so you should read them! Unless you haven't read the previous chapters, in that case... uh... go read those first! There's a link to the main doc with all the current chapters on... someone's profile or something... As a member of Avian, I'd like that a lot if you read them!"

"Next update for our Band Story 1 will be taken by- Oh wait, I can't say that, can I? You'll see a new member who hasn't said any updates yet next time when they're ready, so look forward to it! That's all I'm here to say! See you later!"