have u guys ever been so in love with a fictional character, and despite not having had anything to do with their creation, find urself seeing them as ur very own child <3

well i havent lmao, what do u think i am, some sort of weirdo?? the only kids i love are my actual ones, like chisato, who i gave birth to back in uh. the year of 20.... u know what, so many crazy things going on these days, i cant remember at this moment haha. anyways i stumbled upon this old card of hers and it made me want to write her a song out of admiration so... ahem

chisato (yuh). chisato, uh-huh (i said yuh). u look like the yato (slash!).

what's the yato (slash!)? it's the name of corrin's blade, girl (hey girl). ur rare like a spade, girl (hey girl). i wish ur name was jade, girl (hey jade)

wait, what (bruh)? no i dont, okay. ur blonde like a lemon, i said ur blonde like a lemon (animal crossing). ur strong like the melons, okay, u have a lot of felons, okay (rack it up)

ur one in a million, yeah girl ur small like a minion (aye girl). u have no opinions bc ur fancy like, uh. squilliam (fancyson!)

yeah girl, i said ur fancy like squilliam. i wish i had a billion, bc i'd spend it on a trillion, what. trillion gacha stars, ooo huh? come get in my car, ooo WOW, i'll drive very far, huh what?? we'll crash into a star

i'm the dad with the plan (FULL COMBOS), mhm girl now im like a stand, mhm u look like a stan, mhm girl now u are a van, mhm but u dont look like a man (MULAN), mhm

im not sure what beat i'm on, huh?? but i'm hungry like a mom, huh??. i'm small like a mom, huh??? but i'm not really a mom, huh?? thats the end dot com, i said thats the end dot com... chisato ur a bomb (and im not ur mom)