hello fam how r u... i should be asleep rn but i'm sure that many of u are quite aware of "real ninja hours" and, like me, are obligated to stay up beyond what many would consider a reasonable time

ummMmM rly i just wanted to share some things thta made me smile today, so i was playing bandori right and then these two spectacular moments happened

U NEVER KNOW WHEN UR GONNA MEET SOME FRICKIN REAL RIDE OR DIE BUSHIDO PPL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.... if i meet one more folk who is versed in the way of bushido i'll have no choice but to abandon the bushido dad dynasty and become a full time sheep samurai

i was also on the bandori party discord server and things got pretty rowdy and fun, but at one point i was talking w/ naoga about life and glasses and jst now i remembered that i said this to her

this. i dont even?? know why it makes me laugh so much? but the more i look at it im just like,, what was i legitimately thinking when i said thiS DKLHFGGH great googly boogly!! i might think of this at school tomorrow and just start randomly laughing, one of my friends will be like "dude are u good or..." and ill just say yes ofc. what could possibly be wrong.

but theyll never know my dark secret... that i have the biggest and most destructive bushido booty one could ever witness..... its mere existence was enough to shatter my glasses into thousands of tiny fragments and likewise will be the fate of any soul who dare crosses me. ( maniacal bushido booty laughter)