y'all so ive finally gotten a taste of my own tall medicine, since i am not as tall as i thought i was. ofc some of y'all (u know who u are) had to point out how exposed i got, but my tol dad yukikasu808 says i'm still tol and he's heckin 6'3" so

what im trying to say is

yeah u guys got me and i played myself, now i know how it feels to be smaller. but ayy lmao no way im gonna sit back and let alli and nija feel vindicated by my shorter-than-i-thought-ness what i look like. im like a gatekeeper to the tol world now hello sir, u must be this tall to step to me, i wrote a diss poem just for the two of y'all and i hope ur ready for this lyrical spiritual individual miracle

yuh, oooo, oooo, hah, bushido dad what u thought uh uhh, okay look nija, okay look alli, okay, okay, hit u with that yeeeEEEE

ur not tall (skrr skrrt), u cant play ball (huh??), u look like paul (who?), paul's not tall (ayy YEET)

ur at the mall, hah, but u look too small, yah, it feels like fall (autumn yuh), u cant catch em all (ooo ooo)

u need some shoes, oo. i'm taller than u, ooo. i cant count to two, oooo. cant tie my shoes (brr brrt BRR )

but thats ok, mhm mhm. y'all some grapes, mhm mhm. go get your ladders mhm mhm, cause u cant hang mhm mhm

bushido dad swaggin like an old school g mhm, lowercase that joint boi i'm tiny like a bee, mhm

i took an L now i'm little but u cant beat me, cause for every step i take u girls gotta take threeeEEEE UGGGHHHH !!! HELLO SIR WHO NEEEDDDD ITTTTT

ok thank u thats it ayy lmao i love y'all and this is rly the final small joke u will ever hear from me, guys i'm waving my white flag. i will live the rest of my days as a peaceful tol boi from now on, now that i'm smaller i feel less evil. may u smol beans multiply and prosper