tbh since age got brought up earlier and im seeing all these different response,s it got me wondering

how tall are y'all?? fam i was 6'2" the last time i got measured, one thing i rly love about being tall is that, apparently, it means u are a playground for kids. for a while i was doing volunteer work in the elementary school section at a church i went to, and kids would just climb me w/out warning and crap. they be running up my legs and then doing flips off me regardless of how i feel bout it. those little 2 foot boogers lmaO they were so small, i miss them]

one time a little girl just straight up asked me "why aARE U SO BIG??!!?" and i had no comeback tbh, that was the one and only time i ever let a little kid roast me and get away w/ it

edit: be careful if ur coming in here and ur short. i have dad jokes for days im warning u

edit 2: i wasnt expecting this amount of tiny ppl y'all are like an army. the dad jokes are flying left and right nd everybodys catching one. theres only a few fellow tall ppl on here w/ me so far man its crazy

this is what all of u small folks gathering in this comment section be like i M DYING

edit 3: u know what. im realizing that im basically taller than all of u. i have so many dad jokes that ive been just dying to use , and u guys are like fish in a barrel. this is my final warning; if u comment in here u will get dad'd by bushido dad. and dont think u can get off the hook by being taller than me. ill still get u