at kendo club...
eve: Anata no uchigawa no takeshidō o kaihō shite kudasai!
me: holy s*** i cant speak japanese dummy
eve: Kono yō ni katana o mawasu takeshidō takeshidō takeshidō! ! ! ! !
me: you want me to spin my sword while shreiking bushido 3 times right?
eve: ah shaddap la you
me: finnaly she speaks english