buckle up kids its time for one of mama alli's stupid stories

Its called: how i survived neo aspect

Being the clown that i am and how i burned out during popipa ch 2, i really wanted to tier for roselia. Also neo aspect is one of my fav songs so i thought "heck yea lets do this im gonna play a ton and see how much i can get :D!!!"

Anyways the first few days were fun. I had plenty of saved up flame cans to go through and it was pretty chill. I decided to go for t1000. Then comes the last two days of the event. Im tired. I've probably played legendary more times than i have seen my family. Legendary is my family now

Now the last day. This is what hell felt like. Everybody and their grandmother was tiering. I played on/off all day, i've run out of flame cans and now im digging into my stars painfully and im in the 400's now. Thinking there was 2 hours left to the event im thinking "im safe i can take a break for a bit"

im absolutely wrong. the event was ending in 45 MINUTES

So i open bandori and my rank was in the mid 900's. My rank dropped by 500 in like 90 mins

This is when i started fighting for my life

So with my newly discovered chaotic clown energy, i rushed through countless multilives trying to avoid the impending 1000's. Im not sure if it was a miracle or what but i somehow started seeing my rank slowly go up

There's only a few mins left. I play one last song. What's chosen? Happy synthesizer. Disgusting. It feels like forever until im done. I finished 1 min before the event ended

It was a miracle. I somehow survived the bloodbath and got t1000. Thanks to everybody that cheered me on!! Idk if i would ever do this again 😂😭

The end