hey guys jsut a random quick update on the whole hair situation, i know i never said i'd follow up or anything but i am very sad and it's nice to vent when ur sad

i made a severely dangerous sheep boi decision and cut all of my hair off. my fluffy bushido dad mane is gone. i mean i wanted to cut it bc i didnt like how it was done but i didnt know it woudl be this horrible to have short hair, it's been over three years since my hair ha s been long

i wasnt meant to look this way fam. i was meant to have hair so long that it accidentally gets stuck in people's soup bowls and breaks into people's houses. my hair needs to be so long that it gets caught in commercial airliners that are taking off and i get to fly sky high for free

i feel so exposed and bald and unsure of what to do. i wish i was kirby so i could just suck all of my regret away and then spit it out at some unsuspecting passerby. ok y'all thats it excuse me while i go live in a cave for the next five years so my hair can grow and properly touch my butt

edit: dkhfgh in my current deep state of confusion i got my words mixed up, i meant to say its been years since the last time my hair was short