OH YM VGOX OH YM GOD THIS IS UNREAL I CaNT BELIEVE IM LOOKIGN AT THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES THSI IS FHE MOST BEAUTIFUL FUCKIGNNTHIGN IVE EVER SEEN THE WATER IS SO GOOD IT LOOSK SO CRISP SO COLD THE SHEER AMOUNT OF POWER THIS IMAGE HOLDS ITS OVER FELLAS THIS IS THE PRETTIEST FUCKING CARD AND GIRL IN THE GAME PACK YOUR SHIT CAUSE MISS MARUYAMA OWNS THIS GAME THATS RIGHT THATS MY FUCKIGN ANGEL MY BABY GIRL LOOK AT HER SHE’S OWNING IT AND SHE DID THAT BABY I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCHU I CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH THSI CARD MADE ME CRY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AYA YOU’re SO FUCKING PRETTY CRAFTEGG REALLY DIDNT HAVE TO GO SO HARD AND BUT THEY DID YOU THEY REALLY DID AND YOU LOOK SO FUCKIGN GOOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU IM LOOSING MY MIDN OVER THIS CARD I LOVE. YOUU I THIS IS MY NEW DREAM CARD IM GONNA GRIND SO HARD FOR YOU AYA I PROMISE IM GONNA GET THIS CARD EVEN IF ITS THE LAST THIGN I DO GODDDDD IM
And This, Children. Is why we don't screw with card rotations. (Or the lack thereof.)
I personally don't really care that much though. Yukina has always been one of CraftEgg's highest priorities on the "Give This Girl A 4Star List". And look at her. Look at that lighting, shading, you name it. It is obviously gonna be a super high quality card.
i've come to make an announcement, ran mitake is a bitchass motherfucker, she shredded on my fucking wife, THAT'S RIGHT she whipped her red fucking gibson guitar out and shredded on my fucking wife, and then she said her voice was "this big" and i said "thats disgusting," so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, mitake-san you've got a small voice, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. and guess what? here's what my voice looks like! hahproooshhh That's Right Babey! all vocal chords, no edits, no autotune, listen here it sounds like Two Sirens And A God. she fucked my wife, so guess what, i'm gonna fuck the earth! that's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER VOICE!! except i'm not singing on the earth, i'm gonna go higher. i'm singing on the MOON!! how do you like that marina-san, i sang on the moon you IDIOT!!! you have 23 hours before my teeth fall down and hit the earth, now get out of my sight before i sing at you too.
THIS ISN’T ABOUT BANDORI! THIS IS A COMPLETELY UNRELATED RANT! IGNORE IT IF YOU WANT TO!
People saying that the new Ariel movie won’t be good cause the mermaid’s a black girl have to be some of the dumbest pieces of fuck shit I have ever seen and I’ve seen people say ‘Well you guys know Wakanda’s not a real’. 🙄
First: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT THAT THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE IN DENMARK! ARIEL WASN’T BORN IN DENMARK! SHE WAS BORN IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN! SHE CAN BE ANY DAMN COLOR!
Second: What’s the most important part about Ariel? It’s not the fucking hair, it’s not that she’s a mermaid. No no no, it’s that she can sing. And you know who else can sing. HALLE FUCKING BAILEY! THAT GIRL IS A QUEEN IN THE MAKING, IF SHE’S NOT ONE ALREADY! If you guys haven’t heard it, I suggest you do. It’s like an angel came and hugged you, her voice is that good.
Third: Black girls can have natural red hair. I repeat, BLACK GIRLS CAN HAVE NATURAL RED HAIR! You red heads are still going to get your representation because the girl’s gonna have red hair!!
Fourth: Ya’ll wanna talk about accuracy!? LET’S TALK ABOUT ACCURACY, LIKE HOW NONE OF THE FILMS SHOW ARIEL’S SISTERS CAME TO HER, GAVE HER SOME KIND OF BLADED WEAPON AND TOLD ARIEL TO KILL THE PRINCE AND BATHE IN HIS BLOOD! LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THE MOVIE ENDS WITH ARIEL AND THE PRINCE LIVING HAPPILY EVER DISNEY BUT GETS TURNED TO SEA FOAM IN THE ORIGINAL! BITCHES WANNA BE ACCURATE BUT DON’T WANNA BE ACCURATE! FUCK OFF!
(Alright, I’m done. Thanks for putting up with this)
So im at the park, the playground to be exact. Sometimes i just like to sit on the swings and relax you know??? So i go to the bench to put my water bottle down and i feel somebody slap me in the back. It was a lil boy. I thought it was an accident so i shrugged it off
The kid comes up to me and calls me "bean head" im like ok whatever weird kid, so i say the same thing back and he laughs and leaves. So im sitting on the swing minding my own business and the kid comes up to me and calls me a "monkey head". Im like ???? And he leaves again.
You'd think he's done by now but NOPE he comes back AGAIN and he calls me "bitch head" y'aaallll i couldnt believe my ears and eyes. This lil boy swore at me 😭 I told him "do you know what you just said? thats a bad word!" And he starts laughing.
So i leave the playground to go for a nice walk. As i come back near the park (im walking on a track) the lil demon comes up to me AGAIN and he starts saying "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and im like "who are you talking to like that??? You're too young to be swearing like that"
I walk past the park for my walk and he starts following me. Luckily i was talking to some nice ladies in the park, so as this kid was following me saying "fuck you" repeatedly (for god knows why lmao) this lady yells "HEY! WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT? THATS A GROWN WOMAN" and the kid was shook af 🤣 he was like "i was just walking" and the lady was like "I saw you bothering her" and he left
Y'all this boy was like 9 😭 where was his mom and dad? Where was the butt whooping? Kids are just demons these days i swear 😂