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August 09, 2020 17:19:10 +0000 (UTC)

Nija
arguably my worst tier list yet. you can blame this one on Rouleau.

with explanations again cause...

arguably my worst tier list yet. you can blame this one on Rouleau.

with explanations again cause that's the most fun part here we go

on purpose

  • it's Shuu. he does this kinda stuff for fun.
  • Kanata orchestrated something to conveniently, uhm, deal with people who got too close to Haruka ... and he also may or may not have done it to Haruka himself so he'd be tied to the bed for a while and reliant on him ... hey did you know that epsiphi is a mess

got distracted

  • Ren saw Nayuta across the street, the rest is history. also once only narrowly escaped a crash at a difficult crossing, got chased down by the car he almost ran into, and was about to get yelled at but by that point he was already crying and the other guy felt so bad about it he offered to buy him a drink NO I'M NOT PROJECTING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT--
  • Koharu was driving perfectly fine until someone cut him off at a crossing and he got so pissed off that he got careless and ended up cutting off someone else himself, who unfortunately did not hit the brakes
  • Misaki similarly goes into driver's rage, but what did him in wasn't actually that, it was that he saw a really cute dog walking by and looked at it for too long so he didn't realise the car in front of him had stopped for a traffic light. woops
  • Tomoru is a good driver normally, but by god he's so tired. he's the kind that falls asleep behind the wheel for a few seconds. let him rest
  • Yuuto is a similar case to Ren where he's usually perfectly fine, but every so often there'll be something that gets his attention so much he'll momentarily forget he's driving. also the type to speed when the music he's listening to is really good

was never paying attention

  • Yamato ... just make sure someone's always next to him. if he has a license, I don't know how he got it. I'd hope for him that he doesn't. some people are just not cut out for it
  • Felix's accident happened while in-character on the way to a live, he was just talking himself up for it but kinda forgot while in his little bubble that other people exist and could reasonably run him over if they so pleased ... also the kind who thinks everything's gonna be fine no matter what he does. may have been one of Shuu's victims at some point
  • who let Jun drive?? irl he can barely even see behind his hair and his stage persona is most definitely the type to ignore any and all traffic rules
  • similarly, who let Ryou drive? I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what traffic rules even are, let alone why he should follow them. Miyuki & Reon got worried about him doing a part-time job, being behind the wheel is so much worse

not their fault

  • Banri is self-explanatory. maybe we could chalk it up to him being distracted, but really, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time
  • Reon just seems like the type. yknow those people who seem to attract bad luck wherever they go? that's Reon. he did nothing wrong, he paid enough attention, but few things can stop a drunk driver with a very fast car and Reon isn't one of those things.
  • Wataru SEEMS like he'd be safe, considering how well he plans and pays attention to everything, but you just know the one time he's thinking he'll be fine in a quiet rural area or something some madman is gonna run into him

it was close

  • Miyuki was driving a truck he wasn't used to to get the band equipment from A to B and it threw him off a couple of times, but nothing ended up happening
  • Aoi did nothing wrong, he's just the Reon type except a bit luckier
  • Nayuta was absolutely distracted, probably deep in thought about something (songwriting / the next live / a cat he met two hours ago / Nanahoshi Ren). the only difference between him and the people up in tier 2 is that he got lucky
  • if anything happens to Fuuta you WILL have the rest of FuuRai come after your ass, but just because they don't let him drive and make sure to accompany him wherever he goes doesn't mean he won't find ways to almost get himself killed. at the same time, somehow has a guardian angel that protects him from the worst; the most severe traffic-related injury he's had in years was when he got his hand stuck in a train door. (Kouhei very nearly sued the company who built that train)

safe

  • all of these can be summarised as being very attentive and good at considering the risks they can't control, as well as not as unlucky as Wataru, who would fit those criteria as well

let it happen

  • yknow those self-depracating memes about letting yourself get run over by a car? Nijou Haruka.
  • Tadaomi saw it coming but he also saw that whatever would happen would probably not kill him and he figured hey I've never been in a traffic accident I wonder what it's like

and there you have it. I sure hope Tokyo has enough free hospital spaces for all these idiots