LittleIdolDemon’s, a.k.a. Liddy, Random Thought 2, Day 1.
How conversations with my irl friends usually go.
Friend: Hey Janelle, I just saw you scratch your butt.
Me: I didn’t wash my hands yet. Wanna smell it?
Friend: Hm, what is that smell?
Me: Oh that’s just the smell of my soul slowly dying and my body following suit.
Friend: Oh, is that so?
Me: Yup
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Wanna play Mario Party?
Me: Fuck yea.