ok y’all this is my 100% official bang dream tier list. it was even approved and sponsored by both Bucchi and CraftEcku. this is the legitimate and indisputable “downest chick” tier list, and basically it ranks the girls in order of how down/ready they are to throw hands, throw 1s and 2s, beat somebody up

remember this is official ok so let’s start with the highest tier and i’ll explain each girl briefly

S TIER

Ran: dont tell me ran aint no down chick. everything about her is ready to pull up on somebody, she acts like the quietest member of afterglow but she actually has the least chill. i know y’all saw how she wanted to put her foot in yukina’s mouth when yukina said she wasnt all that skilled. the only reason ran hasnt bodied anyone yet is tomoe, moca is too slow to physically stop her

tomoe: lol ok so even though tomoe stops ran from bodying people, i think tomoe is hella down herself. imagine if ran was being stupid & got into a fight, but shes getting 3v1’d or something like that. dont tell me tomoe would not jump in there and start throwing elbows with her big ol self. her big ol fit headazz banging giant taiko drums and dancing... tomoe would knock somebody out period

Tae: lmao tae is a weirdo y’all and she’s super down to fight. i know y’all saw the rabbit event; when she said she thought arisa wanted to fight, i think she actually meant it. shes super big and she manhandles like 20 rabbits at a time. if u count a hand for reach rabbit, tae got 20 hands and 20 arms y’all. she on some dbz type ish. ol broly headazz, cell and piccolo headazz, tall as a skyscraper headazz. and while shes whooping you senseless shes probably thinking about her cute little rabbits or some type of merciless crap

Chisato: i love chisato but shes lowkey super catty. y’all saw how she was crushing aya’s dreams on some villainous type ish in their band story. chisa lives on thug life energy drink & the only that would stop her from fighting is if it endangered her image as an idol. chisato hella small too so she’s hard to hit. like u punch her but she ducking and then karate chops ur legs, giving u shin splints instantly cause shes so low to the ground

Hagumi: hagumi look like the scrappiest girl in this game lmao, she’s so down for anything. shes the type to fight and think that whoever gets a black eye first loses, and shes having fun even when u smash ur whole elbow in her nose. shes already so good at physical activities and shes small, so its like trying to fight a monkey. hagumi will swing from a tree and then punch u like donkey kong when ur back is turned

A tier will be next soon, and then B tier, until we hit D tier