random BanDori girls as things me & (mostly) my friends have said

• Tomoe: "I've been meaning to give my teacher this homework for a week and he's never there when I need him! If he's not there tomorrow I'll shove it all in his ..." ("... Ass? Face?") "MAILBOX!!"
• Kokoro: "The most important part of our dance choreography is that we do the cactus!"
• Maya: [teacher is asking what colour a painting is (pink)] "Negative green!"
• Moca: "I think we should start analysing more important films in class. Like Boku no Pico."
• Misaki: [holding a presentation] "So I'm sure you all remember that one scene in the play where Orpheus just kinda noped the fuck out ..."
• Sayo: "The ball can't talk, but if it could, it'd tell me it's disappointed in me."
• Arisa: "I'm always sarcastically insulting her ... Wait, hold on, sarcastically?"
• Tae: [after accidentally being cut by a key the teacher threw for her to catch] "My DNA is on there now. He'll never get rid of me."
• Eve: "'Do your best' just doesn't have the same energy as 'ganbare'! You can't compare them!"
• Ako: "It is I, the bringer of darkness, your adorable evil overlord!"