Me: sings a Bandori cover

Someone else: teleports over "OH MY GOD YOU WATCH [insert anime]?? WHOS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER? WHATS YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE MINES THE ONE WHERE [insert spoilers] HAPPENS BJUQWBHBJKW I'VE FOUND MY KIN!!!!!"

Me: "Error 404 cassie.exe has stopped working"

Fun untrue story that never happened