hi banpa beans how are u, i just wanted to talk to y'all about the bandpa discord server just in case u havent already been bc

well i joined like a week or so ago and iit was great i mean i got to pick on ppl like usual guys would u believe ambi is a rly smol lady wowzers thats cute, shes the mod who gets beaten up the most its tragic y'all

so that was good

hehe

so yah i was having a lot of cool dad fun right, but if theres one eternal fact of life ive witnessed for years at this point, its that kids will find me no matter where i go

and they will abuse me verbally

with little to no mercy

kids rly just dont care about ur soul they will eat u alive

they tried to strip me of my rightfully obtained dad authority

what more cna i say other than it was a unique experience and hey if you've thought about joininh the discord server.... well u should ✌ say hi to me if u see me but dont beat me up pls

ohhh AND THEN THERE WAS THIS MOMENT SOOOO ambi was asking me if i had a shorter nickname than bushido dad and then not too long after that

listen here cowboys and cowgirls, thats the first time i been called daddy and i reckon i aint been the same since yeehaw yeehow yeewhy