me: "oh hey,,, the taiwan bandori version is doing persona. never played the series but those costumes are dope... maybe i can just peek in and see if i get ran or himari. ok what do we have h"

my children: "welcome home dad" intensifies in chinese

ok u know what. i'm done. i am DONE. everywhere i go my kids are all up on me and at this point. i am just a good fortune deity, a walking ball of pastel & afterglow luck. whoever touches me will get a heckin blessing for a whole month. if u make me mad then u only get 2* pastel and afterglow cards for 2 months. i am so done that it's time to just start rapping about being bushido dad.

yo ok i'm in the studio now y'all that was fast ayyy lmao. i just had allicat produce a hella phat beat for ya boy and we got nija doing backup vocals. tsubame on that keyboard and hagu banging those drums. check it, uh, check it, uh. peep this

bushido dad, uh, that's who i am, i don't get mad, i just say damn.

i hit that dance in the place to be, u sucka emcees wanna get like me. but there is no two, there is no three. cant u see, i am the only, the one, the true, mvp?

i get ladies like crazy, that is not a lie. well yes it is it's a really big lie, like a big one man, you wouldn't believe, i stay at home and have kids, that's my reprieve

i have so many kids that it's not even funny, but i stay looking young i dont have a dad body. my kids almost old as me, that's wild, but they're hella small, so it's really kinda mild. where's their mom? i'm the mom, i'm the bomb, i sound like a tom, bushido dad dot com

got an emo kid, her name is ran. she doesnt play games and she doesnt have fun. tomoe, tomoe, she makes the girls homo. but dont touch my daughter or theres gonna be a slaughter

moca swervin lanes cause shes high as a kite. tsugu aint trippin she dont wanna start a fight. himaris into fashion, shes flashin, her passion, dont even try her, unless u want that action

my pastel kids on some gangster ish. chisato breaks legs then she'll kill you with a fish. aya's not a liyah, her pants arent on fiyah. hina's not my prima, ella es mi hija. maya in the kitchen, mixin jambalaya. eve will inspire with bushido going higher

thats my life and it's all fact, so if u dont like it get stuck in a crack, dont be wack. ok thanks