ok fam im officially done, afterglow has abandoned me and i cant get their cards. i retire from building an afterglow band, i am bushido dad now and let me tell u the frick why, this story finna win some grammys
so i rerolled, for like 100th+ time, u might not know this but i have an evil habit of rerolling everytime i get to like rank 60-70. this time my intent was to get 4str himari through solo yolo, which didnt happen bc i got 4star aya instead.
no worries i tell myself, just get some easy stars and try again. since its so quick to farm stars early on i got 7.5k and then hit the gacha again, this time i get 4* hina lmao. im like “ok dont trip bruh u can still make this happen.”
using the new cards i got my score up to where i could start farming hella stars through SS ranking the songs. between that and band stories / card stories, this time i got up to about 10k stars, so i hit the spooky gacha once more. i was soooo sure himari was coming home after literally 17.5k stars in total on just this one gacha.
fam i got four new 4 stsr and not a single one was himari, but heres the part where i realized i was locked out of getting afterglow: none of the 3 star i got were ghost moca. and none of the 2star ghost tomoe. i also didnt get a single 3 star aglow card period
but u know who came home? lil bu$$$hido $amurai fairy busta, and of course, the initial card of chisato looking hella thuggish. instantaneously i knew she was behind it all
the reason this happened is not just statistics or a coincidence. its bc i abandoned pastel for afterglow, u all saw how i did it. well her gangster headazz came back and brought the squad to block off afterglow cards and remind me of which band i first started memeing about when i joined this website.
the pastels were my original daughters and its about time i go back home. aglow is still my favorite band music-wise but they just cant be my kids like that.
since this account is hella blessed im finally going to stop rerolling after several months of doing it off and on lmao, feel free to add me & i hope u enjoyed this riveting hollywood blockbuster of a father reunited w his kids
my favorite chisato 4-star just waltzes right into my account with her cute, casual style, preceded by my favorite moca 3-star. smug moca? best moca!! i thought that was it, that was all but no, my third favorite girl, misaki, gives me another one of her 4-stars (and the honor of having 4-stars for all attributes!!). and the pull ends with a cute sayo attempting to eat cotton candy like a normal person. (you’re doing great, sweetie!)
i, just... am i even worthy of this?? this is a dreamfes type of pull with 3% rates- has bandori realized how much i love this game? or have you guys just given me good luck with all of your “like or repost to get a 4star in your next pull” posts? i’m going to assume it’s both, with a side of banpa being such a wholesome influence that all who come here get wonderful luck.
so i’m coming to understand that many people here, myself included, seem to not be getting the new himari card. a coincidence? i think not. in fact, i’ve just come back from my laboratory after many intensive sessions involving complex calculations, exhaustive formula testings, and the study of the laws of currently known physics.
i’ve reached my own conclusion, and of course i must share it with you all, especially those who haven’t yet dared to try and get this particular card.
if you look closely at this card, you may be able to discern that the himari depicted is moving at a rapid velocity. however, shes not merely ‘running fast’; by measuring her surroundings compared with her currently known height, as well as the tomoe nearby, ive discovered a shocking fact.
himari is actually moving at the speed of sound, a flight response triggered no doubt by only the most aggressive and dangerous of the currently known himari predators; moca. although i havent been able to confirm it, it may be possible that this tomoe we see being depicted is attempting to pursue and consume the himari as well. this would give the himari even greater reason to reach such dangerous speeds.
if you look furthermore, it may appear that himari is running towards you as you gaze at the card. this is very much true, and is likely the leading cause of so many people believing that they would have been able to roll for her. however, due to her destructive speed, she merely zooms past and out of your grasp, immediately dooming most attempts to pull her out of the gacha. as it stands, she is far and away the fastest card within this system, something like a cheetah amidst a group of wildebeests.
i could be wrong, but probably not. i am a scientist, and therefore im usually completely correct. if you have any doubts as to my findings i recommended that you check yourself before you inevitably wreck yourself. and if youre still considering trying to get this himari, keep my groundbreaking discovery in mind.